AZianist

"Losers wipe. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

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pk—mpreg:

this is actually kind of perfect
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theclearlydope:
Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.


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4am, I must be lonely…

Things I should consider:

- No more reblogging, post more OC (Original Content, for you sly ducks)

- Get my haircut. No more filipino Tom Hanks, post-Cast Away

- Get back to school (ALMOST THERE)

- Halt the fad that is known as ‘procrastination’

- Get a new job…or get another, better job whilst keeping the first. Then combine them into a powerful, more advanced job that defeats Rita Repulsa’s goons

- Stop staying up so late. Fuck, failed that one already.

- Get healthier. Fitter.

- Eat carrots so your eyes will stop fucking with you i.e. Thinking that 50 year old woman was a hottie mcbody in her 20’s

- Alternating between walking on the grass and the pavement in a zig-zag formation

- Stop listening to One Direction. BSB all the way.

- Get writing again.

- Drive. Definitely drive. Bitches love driving.

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welp, this explains it. ;D 
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nightmareloki:

i-wasmadetoberuled:

Guys, imagine if this actually happened in the movie
JUST IMAGINE

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I’d pay for it omg.